E39 — Body Mod

Rear Bumper
& Color
Mouldings

This one was probably the worst excuse for a mod ever. The rear bumper had been repainted terribly — so badly you could see it in any light. Once I see something like that, I just have to fix it. Nothing a Dremel can't fix.

2001
Bumper on a 2000 car
Dremel
Tool of choice
Repaint
Reason for mod — terrible job
Background

Why a 2001 Bumper on a 2000 Car?

I didn't know that a 2001 bumper was any different from a 2000 when I ordered it from Pacific BMW, but as it turns out, I was glad I did. The trim moulding tabs are different between the years — why they did this I can only suspect is to force incompatibility so ignerts like me wouldn't have an older car that looks newer.

I did have to cut my 2000 front bumper to fit the 2001 mouldings. Nothing a Dremel can't fix.

Bumper install
Removing the rear bumper — not as hard as we made it
Step 01

Removing the Rear Bumper

We removed the rear trim and loosened the big bolts found underneath the big holes in the bumper. Off to the side of the car, we removed the fender liners and loosened those bolts too. We just couldn't figure out for the life of us how to get the thing off the car!

Fender liners
Fender liners off — finding the hidden bolts
Step 02

The Big Bolts

This is where the big bolts hold the entire bumper housing on to the rest of the car. The stuff to the side is really just to hold the sides flush to the bumper.

Big bolts
The big bolts — holding the housing to the car
Step 03

Fitting the Mouldings

I was sent the incorrect moulding from Pacific at first — I don't have Park Distance Control. It was one mistake out of zillions of orders and they sent me the right parts for free. Since I had done some work for a local body shop, repainting the replacements was no big deal.

The side moulding comes off easily. It's safer to use your fingers than a screwdriver. Open the door, pry your fingers under the edge of the moulding, and DON'T YANK it all off at once.

Side moulding
Side moulding — use fingers, not tools
Result

Before & After

Some say the older style is sportier and I've even read one person who said the new style makes the car look bloated. To each his own. I like the look of the new style. It looks cleaner — like the car is not divided. It's one of the reasons I also took off the pinstripe.

Yes, that's a measly brick keeping it from rolling in the preview shot. Yes, it's the South. Love it or leave it.
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